‘Tis the season! It’s Christmas Day, so what better time than now to present our Premier League festive XI.
GK: Saint Nick Pope
The Newcastle United goalkeeper is gifting clean sheets this holiday season. Or at least he would be if he wasn’t crocked.
CB: Dreaming of a Ben White Christmas
Bing Crosby’s favourite defender.
CB: The Virgil Mary
Liverpool’s immaculate conception.
CB: Deck the Lewis Halls
…with boughs of holly.
CM: Santa Berge
The big man brings real presents to our midfield.
CM: Tijjani Reindeer
Pulling our sleigh to glory.
CAM: Cold Palmer
Baby, it’s cold outside.
RW: Saka Coal
For everyone on Sante Berge’s naughty list.
LW: Randal Ho-ho-ho Muani
Laughing all the way to victory.
CF: Baby Jesus
Manger (A).
CF: Jean-Philippe Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad.
Manager: Emery Christmas
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